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Name: Pradeep
Birthday: 7/1/1987
Gender: Male
Interests: Music, Video Games, Sleeping of course, and taking things apart...one day I'm going to put them back together again.
Expertise: Undetermined
Occupation: Student
Industry: Medical
Message: message me
AIM:  space2199
Member Since:
2/23/2005
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| almost forgot i still had this site. life is good. got to
work, study for the mcat and write the great american novel. i've
written about 5 words so far...so i got to say its going pretty good.
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| STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
My
friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the
word, I agreed. If everyone can remember something this simple, we
could save some folks. Seriously . please read:
During
a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone
that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) and just tripped
over a brick because of her new shoes. They got her cleaned up and got
her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid
went about enjoying herself the rest of the afternoon. Ingrid's husband
called later saying that his wife had been taken to the hospital and
passed away. She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how
to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us
today. Some stroke victims don't die, they end up in a helpless,
hopeless condition instead.
It only takes a minute to read this...
A
neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within three
hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke . . . totally. He
said the trick was having a stroke recognized, diagnosed and then getting the patient medically cared for within three hours, which is tough.
RECOGNIZING A STROKE:
Thank God for the sense to remember the "3" steps.
Read and Learn!
Sometimes
symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack
of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain
damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:
S *Ask the individual to SMILE.
T *Ask the person to TALK, to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE. (Coherently) (i.e. . It is sunny out today)
R *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.
NOTE:
Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out their
tongue . if the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the
other, that is also an indication of a stroke.
If he or she has trouble with any one of these tasks, call 911 immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.
A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to ten people, you can bet at least one life will be saved
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| Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State
Building, when the first man turns to the other and says "You know,
last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building,
the winds around the building are so intense that by the time you fall
to the 10th floor, they carry you around the building and back into a
window". The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping
the bar.
The second guy says, "What, are you nuts? There's no way that could
happen. "No, its true," the first man says. "Let me prove it to you."
He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and plummets toward
the street below. As he nears the 10th floor, the high winds whip him
around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes
the elevator back up to the bar.
He meets the second man, who looks quite astonished. "You know, I
saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one time fluke."
"No, I'll prove it again," says the first man as he jumps again. Just
as he is hurtling toward the street, the 10th floor wind gently carries
him around the building and into the window. Once upstairs he urges his
fellow drinker to try it.
"Well, why not." the second guy says, "It works. I'll try it." He
jumps over the balcony, plunges downward passes the 11th, 10th 9th,
8th, floors. . . . . and hits the sidewalk with a SPLAT.
Back upstairs the bartender turns to the other drinker and says, "You know Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk".
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| Emo all the way to Subway
I went to Subway
It was today
I was so hungry
That I could eat a...tree
Emo Emo Let's all be Emo
Emo Emo we could all take it slow
So I was at Subway
CAn't think of what to say. Hey!
I paid for my food
My wallet felt empty, so I booed
Because I had no money
Yes I did, but thats not the point
I should have smoked a rolled up joint
Emo Emo lets all be emo
Emo Emo we could all take it slow
The subway guy was drunk
When he was making my sandwich, that crunk
If snoop dogg was here, he would say
Shizzle Dizzle Hizzle Shay
No he wouldn't but thats not the point
He would have smoke my rolled up joint
Emo emo Let's all be Emo
Emo Emo we could all take it slow
I was at lab today for ten hours in a row
Man I'm Emo
How did the time go?
I played poker
I won without being a joker
I made some new friends on facebook
You should all take a look
No you shouldn't but thats not the point
Snoop Dogg smoked my rolled up joint
Emo emo Let's all be emo
Emo Emo we could all take it slow
Man o man, I wish that my grass was emo
so that it would cut itself, o no.
Isaac Hayes is a hypocrite
He didn't like Trey Parker and the other guy one little bit
When they made fun of Scientology
What a stupid philosophy
Isaac would make fun of all religions, and races
But when it came to Tom Cruise, he made serious faces
And quit Southpark
Leaving us all in the dark
Wait Wait here it comes, here we go
Isaac hayes was a great big emo
Emo Emo Let's all be emo
Emo emo we could all take it slow
Actually no, lets not
Emo kids absolutely do not
Appreciate what they got
"I feel so down, I'm going to cut myself" wearing designer clothes they say
But what about all those little kids in AFrica who can't even play
or run, or have fun, because they have nothing to eat
Surely all you emo kids have them beat
Those kids who dare and struggle to hope
While the rest of you sit on the front porch and mope
Smoke that dope.
But its not all bad,
I understand you and the african kids are both sad
Both two peas in the same pod
"Why o Why" both of you plead,"does God
Torture me this way." Your hearts bleed
For Truth, For Justice, and good deeds.
But while the poor kids pray for a chance to feed
You pray purely out of greed.
Wow, that turned serious. I'm a good writer.
Seriously though, being emo is the stupidest thing I have
ever heard. I say if you have time to be emo, go and help
someoneelse. I guarantee you wont feel sad anymore.
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